Dirty Wishes

Dirty Wishes

Are you looking for Dirty Wishes, messages, quotes, status, saying, sms, greetings and much more? Here is an amazing collection of Dirty Wishes, messages and quotes.  In relationships, people often try to enjoy a special pleasure, and when it comes from a dear wife or friend,  there is always something exciting and special about it.  Flirting with your husband or boyfriend with a few dirty messages for him can turn the naughty side of your relationship upside down.  Here are some of the best and dirtiest messages for him that you can share with him.  But be very careful, as these cheeky messages are too coquettish for him or can be considered offensive.  We recommend that you read all dirty messages for him before you send them, and do not hesitate to rearrange these messages to suit your relationship.

Dirty Wishes
Dirty Wishes

Dirty Wishes, Messages and Quotes

  • Dirty mind persons have a very creative mindset. Dirty Wishes
  • KAMASUTRA says that. . sex is. . Duty- if done with your wife. . Art- if done with your love. . Education- if done with a virgin. . Tuition- if done with your teacher. . Job- if done with your boss/secretary. . Science- if done with a fertile lady. . Business- if done with a prostitute. . Social work – if done with your neighbor, Charity- if done with a widow, Sacrifice- if done with your own hand. Dirty Quotes
  • The love the way you dominate me in your arms looking into my eyes thrusting me backward with your manly force. Dirty Messages
  • A man wanted 2 get married! He had a choice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich doctor, 2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 with big tits! Dirty Status
  • I’m not wearing any underwear. Seems like I lost them all! Dirty Saying
  • What’s it called when you love sucking on things? An oral fixation? Yea, I’ve got that. Dirty SMS
  • Flirting is fun when it is not monotonous; the same old ‘I miss you’, ‘You make me feel special’ and ‘Now I know that God send me in this world to love you’ becomes really boring after a point.  Sure,  these lines reflect the intensity of your love but it is not healthy to be serious all the time.  Let your boyfriend or crush know the fun or wild side of you.  You can show him how much you miss him with these flirty and funny messages. Dirty Greetings
  • There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol. . ! The rest is 69…. . ! Dirty Images
  • Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing, Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure, 9 months of pain, 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name. Dirty Wallpapers
  • Come see me soon naughty… I’m feeling a little postal right now…might need to check your package! Dirty in Advance
  • Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.  then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
  • I’m touching myself right now, at places you wouldn’t know. Dirty Wishes
  • I’m just thinking about the last time we were together. It felt so good. Dirty Wishes
  • There are so many benefits of sending naughty phone messages. For starters,  they keep the excitement level in your relationship high and make conversations a little more interesting.  There are some things which women find hard to say in person,  in such instances text messages will say what you want to say. Dirty Wishes
  • I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday. Dirty Wishes
  • Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, it’s an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor. Dirty Wishes
  • I love it when you roll your tongue around my nip-ples and then exhale slowly with that hot damp breath of yours… makes me shudder inside! Dirty Wishes
  • I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving.  Thursday.  Today.  Tomorrow.  Thaturday.  thunday. .  Every thucking day! Dirty Wishes
  • I feel like tearing my clothes off. Wanna help me? Dirty Wishes
  • I wanna know the dirtiest fantasy you’ve ever had. I’ll tell you mine. Dirty Wishes
  • You’re Attractive, Gorgeous,  Intelligent,  Smart,  Charming,  Sophisticated,  Fit,  Kind & Generous.  In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday! Dirty Wishes
  • Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips. Dirty Quotes
  • biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ. one girl felt shy and looked down. sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying. Dirty Quotes
  • I am lying naked on my bed I allow you to do whatever you want I won’t resist. All you to need is to promise me you would take me to heaven. Dirty Quotes
  • Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoying themselves. Dirty Quotes
  • My nipples are turning hard. Why would that be? Dirty Quotes
  • Send a picture of two lingerie options from your closet or a lingerie store, asking him to pick one. Dirty Quotes
  • How to impress a woman: hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her. How to impress a man: Show up with beer! Dirty Quotes
  • No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. Dirty Quotes
  • Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I’ll lose my business for 9 months. Dirty Quotes
  • Hey Honey! Just wanted to ask should I wear the red panties or the blue one? I am confused can you suggest after all it’s you who is going to play with it tonight… isn’t it? Dirty Quotes
  • Do you like maths? if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! Dirty Messages
  • I am so wet and horny…Why aren’t your here yet? Dirty Messages
  • What’s the greatest memory you have of us having sex? You can also describe your own. Dirty Messages
  • What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant. Dirty Messages
  • Just realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time. Dirty Messages
  • In lift, man’s elbow accidently touch lady’s breast. man: if your heart soft as your breast you will forgive me. lady: if your cock is hard as your elbow imp in room 207. Dirty Messages
  • I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it? I’ll give you a hint. I’m texting him right now. Dirty Messages
  • What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts. who opens her heart recives love.  who opens her legs recieves happines. Dirty Status
  • I want you to squeeze my boobs and bite my nipples. Dirty Status
  • Sometimes I see you, and it’s like I’m out of control.  I just want to jump your bones. Dirty Status
  • I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back. . . . Nice Back!!! Dirty Status
  • Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body,  not the other way around. Dirty Status
  • Calories burnt by sex: Lying down: 90cal, Standing up: 492cal, Dog style: 326cal, 2nd round: 824cal, Dressing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal. Dirty Status
  • You will taste so good when I’m licking chocolate syrup from your body! Dirty Status
  • Different types! There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex,  Group-sex,  Safe-sex,  Leather-sex,  Telephone-sex,  and for people with your face . . . NO SEX ! Dirty Status
  • I want you here with me, with not a piece of cloth coming in between. Dirty Status
  • I’ve been planning what I’ll do to you in bed all week. I am going to blow your mind. Dirty Status
  • It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets.  We can have it in bed just you and me. . . it is not what you think – it is a cup of tea! Dirty Saying
  • What is Warm, Soft,  Sticky,  and has a Hole in the middle?? It’s a Fresh Doughnut. .  wow you dirty minded people! Dirty Saying
  • A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Over speed, 200 for wrong side entry and Rs 500 for no helmet. Dirty Saying
  • It makes me feel so hot and pumped up when I touch your stick, it really makes me moist and wet under my panties. Dirty Saying
  • Man & Wife . . . Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.  Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,  I will have it enlarged. Dirty Saying
  • Your shirtless body makes me want you all the more. Dirty Saying
  • Something will be different about my body when you see me next. It’s up to you to find it. Dirty Saying
  • There’s a can of whipped cream waiting for you by the bed. I’m your dessert tonight. Dirty Saying
  • How Musicians Do It * Drummers hit it harder Guitarists finger in faster. Bassists do it deeper.  Singers do it louder. Dirty Saying
  • Two prostitutes were talking: We’re in the best business in the world, Why’s that then? Well, we’ve got it,  we sell it,  and we’ve STILL got it! Dirty Saying
  • If you can guess what color my panties are, then I’ll give you a blo…w job when you get home. Dirty SMS
  • Read Message – American students say:. . . . . people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed,  usually read their SMS messages with their right hand. Dirty SMS
  • I will do whatever you tell me to. I promise.  Just tell me what. Dirty SMS
  • Do you think I make too much noise in bed? Next time we can try a ball gag. Dirty SMS
  • I want to taste you. . . wanna move my tongue all over you. . . wanna feel you in my mouth. . . yup,  that is how you. . . eat an ice cream! Dirty SMS
  • Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind. Dirty SMS
  • I love the way you kiss me, I love to feel your soft and wet kisses on my neck and the way you gently bite my earlobes.  It makes me wet! Dirty SMS
  • Under arrest I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal. remain silent & report 2 my bedroom. Dirty SMS
  • Even the thought of you makes me wet below the waist. Dirty SMS
  • I can’t figure out whether I like you best on top of me, beneath me, or next to me.  What do you think? Dirty SMS
  • Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause. . . Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! Dirty Greetings
  • If you were in my mind you couldn’t take enough showers to get clean again. Dirty Greetings
  • Lady Teacher: write a sentence ending with hand. Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta. Santa: Sorry mam,  I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS. Dirty Greetings
  • Get out of the gym sweetheart and save some energy for the Bang-Bang. I am going to drive you wild between my legs tonight. Dirty Greetings
  • The Alien Hello! Im a little alien called Kan. I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.  And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! Dirty Greetings
  • I want you to kiss every part of my body, not missing an inch. Dirty Greetings
  • I don’t care if you rip my clothes to shreds when you undress me. In fact, I’d prefer it that way. Dirty Greetings
  • Never make love in the garden or in the fields. . . . . . For love might be blind but your neighbors are not! Dirty Greetings
  • Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but then again,  why waste perfectly dirty thoughts??? Dirty Greetings
  • 2 men went 2 a call girl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better. ” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better. Dirty Greetings
  • Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it. Dirty Images
  • What are they? Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! Dirty Images
  • Can you come to my place and unhook my black bra for me? Dirty Images
  • Poem . . Peter Peter Pumpkin eater. had a wife & liked to beat her.  smacked her twice around da head.  F**ked her arse & went 2 bed! Dirty Images
  • Can you guess the colour of my panties? Oh! I forgot, I am not wearing one. Dirty Images
  • Name the three greatest kings of the world? sucking, licking and fucKING! Dirty Images
  • I want to see how well you play your tongue between my gaps. Dirty Images
  • Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis. . . even a thought can raise it. Dirty Images
  • I can’t wait to be together with you, Dirty Images
  • A pros for night: 200 Bucks, Hotel Room: 300 Bucks, Condom: 10 Bucks, Erection? SORRY!!! There r something’s money can`t buy, for everything else there`s Master Card. Dirty Wallpapers
  • I want to taste, touch and feel your skin on mine. Dirty Wishes
  • What I need right now: sleep, food,  and sex.  Except I don’t care about the first two. Dirty Wishes
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Dirty Wishes
  • Question: Y is the male organ called the fountain of youth? Answer: B`coz whoever, whenever,  wherever rubs it ~ the wrinkles go away. Dirty Wishes
  • I was so loud when I was thinking about you and masturbating. I hope no one overheard! Dirty Wishes
  • I know you’re busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me. Dirty Wishes
  • When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a Cock Teaser. What is a male called that does the same to female? MOISTURISER!! Dirty Wishes
  • I don’t think I’ll be able to wait long enough to take all my clothes off the next time we fuck. Dirty Wishes
  • Sending such naughty text messages can help improve verbal communication between you and your guy and it can also keep things heated up till the time you see each other in person. Keep these messages short and sweet,  don’t try to write a paragraph in a text message. Dirty Wishes
  • What’s common between sun and a woman’s underwear? Both r hot; Both look good while going down; Both disappear by night. Dirty Wishes
  • I can’t wait until you’re stripping me from my clothes, undoing every button,  strap,  and zipper,  and doing whatever you want with my body. Dirty Quotes
  • love me tender love me sweet, wrap my lips around your meat,  see me smile watch me grin watch your love run down my chin. Dirty Quotes
  • Boy: what is that u keep in your mouth which is 6″ long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i can’t tell such words, Boy: don’t worry its tooth brush. Dirty Quotes
  • I wanna feel those sweet lips all over me, and I DO mean ALL over me… one condition… I get to guide you with my hands… I lead… you follow… agreed? Dirty Quotes
  • I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.  I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.  just for the pleasure of a moment with u. Dirty Quotes
  • Every time I fantasize about us having sex, I imagine you tying me up and having your way with me. Dirty Quotes
  • doesn’t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if you’re up for it. Dirty Quotes
  • How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her,  love her,  tease her,  protect her,  listen to her,  support her.  How 2 impress a man: Show up naked,  bring beer!! Dirty Quotes
  • I just keep thinking of your hands… I can’t wait for you to do that thing again that drives me so crazy! Dirty Quotes
  • When you love someone truly, you don`t look for faults,  you don`t look for answers,  you don`t look for mistakes.  Instead,  you fight the mistakes,  you accept the faults and overlook the excuses. Dirty Quotes
  • Do you want to cum on my face/breasts/stomach the next time I see you? Dirty Messages
  • Women only need 3. 5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card. Dirty Messages
  • The most difficult golf course in the world is. . “Women Hole” any style you play. .  as many shots you try. .  & as much perfection you have. .  you can never get your balls in. . !!! Dirty Messages
  • I had a dream last night about you and me moaning and sweating with naughty pleasure. Just wanted to ask if you could stay in my bedroom tonight to make my dream come true! Dirty Messages
  • Lady to shopkeeper-Which shampoo should I have ? Shopkeeper-If you want for your head, take Head & Shoulder,  But if u want for hair in the panty,  Take panteen. Dirty Messages
  • I’ll be wearing anything you want and doing anything you want me to when you get home/come over. Dirty Messages
  • Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day. Dirty Messages
  • How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips, 2nd minus clothes, 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. Dirty Messages
  • I’m playing with myself right now! When are you coming home? How many rhythmic muscular contractions do you think you can give me tonight? I’m going to scream so loud tonight. Dirty Messages
  • Newton’s sex laws- 1 A hole always attracts a pole. 2 Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.  3 Up & down motion,  releases lotion,  wich increases population. Dirty Messages
  • I want to see everywhere your cock will fit in my body. Dirty Status
  • Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven. Dirty Status
  • Judge : as you are the key witness, can u tell me the exact place, where this man raped ur wife? Sardar : Lifted sardarni”s saree and said, here my lord. Dirty Status
  • Are you busy today? Actually I happened to read a magazine in which the author mentioned about some exciting naughty positions. If you were free we could have tried tonight? Dirty Status
  • Sharma ji used to fuck mrs Sharma using milk as lubricant. Later she was rushed to hospital,  when the Doctor came out of OT said,  no baby or baba,  just 1kg MAWA. Dirty Status
  • I love when I’m ass up on the bed, and you’re balls deep in me. Dirty Status
  • The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs. Dirty Status
  • Q – What is the difference between hook in cricket and of braai – One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary. Dirty Status
  • You, be ready to make me scream anytime soon or should I plan on doing it myself without you? Dirty Status
  • Ques : What is confidence? . . .  Answer : I tell u,  Once ten boys decided to propose a girl.  9 boys came with rose & 1 boy came wd condom! That is confidence. Dirty Status
  • Soon I’m going to give you a surprise blowjob. You better be ready. Dirty Saying
  • If you believe the rumors being told your as bad as the one who is telling it. Dirty Saying
  • I’ve got a very special hug waiting for you… it doesn’t involve my arms, or my hands…or even my body…. just my mouth ?? interested? Dirty Saying
  • It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa,  in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. Dirty Saying
  • My favorite sex position is when you ride me doggy style, and I have to bury my face in the pillows to keep from screaming so loud the whole block will hear. Dirty Saying
  • Tonight I want you to undress me slowly with your muscular touch and bite every inch of my body with no inch left untouched. Dirty Saying
  • Catch her by her waist… Bring her home. . Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI Dirty Saying
  • I wonder what you think about when I’m fucking you, my tits are bouncing in your face, and I cum on your hard dick. Dirty Saying
  • I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn. Dirty Saying
  • I just had the dirtiest thought about you ever. Too dirty to text — wow,  I’ll tell about it later. Dirty Saying
  • He came at night, explored my body,  got on top of me,  touched me,  he bit,  sucked,  swalowd,  when he was satisfyed,  he left,  i was hurt,  .  .  .  BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! Dirty SMS
  • Sometimes I think about cum dripping from your cock onto my body. I trace patterns in it on my skin. Dirty SMS
  • Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don’t get it; girls don’t want to see boys kiss. Dirty SMS
  • Imagine this…you come home…I take your shoes off for you, take your clothes off for you,  scrub your back in the shower for you…and as soon as you’re clean…let’s see how dirty we can get? Dirty SMS
  • Sex is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s VERY GOOD.  When it’s bad, it’s Still pretty good. Dirty SMS
  • God, my pussy is so wet. I can’t wait until you get back and make me cum. Dirty SMS
  • People say I have a dirty mind But I say it’s just creative. Dirty SMS
  • Every time I think of you touching me, I get a chill your touch sends me over the moon “Oh, baby” is all you’re going to hear tonight thinking of you makes me so wet! Dirty SMS
  • Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex,  love is respect and trust,  accepting person with open legs and closed eyes,  wet lips saying “push it more. Dirty SMS
  • I just want to use your body: your tongue against my clit as I grind on your face, your hands inside my pussy and rubbing my G-spot, and your dick buried inside me as I ride you to heaven. Dirty SMS
  • Needs to wash his mind out with soap. Dirty Greetings
  • I couldn’t focus all day long…all I can think about is touching every inch of that delicious body of yours…I’m gonna make you feel so good it hurts! Dirty Greetings
  • 23 useless parts on a mans body. 20 nails u can’t hammer.  2 balls u can’t throw & 1 cock that cant “crow” don’t laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE. Dirty Greetings
  • Sometimes I’m at work and I’m so damned horny that I squeeze my thighs together over and over until I can go home and jerk off. I wonder if anyone ever notices. Dirty Greetings
  • Baby I am so excited I wanted to get spanked hard on my butt with your fingers rubbing my clit giving me some mix feeling of sweet pain and naughty pleasure. Dirty Greetings
  • He came at night, explored my body,  got on top of me,  touched me,  he bit,  sucked,  swalowd,  when he was satisfied,  he left,  i was hurt,   . .  MOSQUITO !!!! Dirty Greetings
  • It was so sexy when you were explaining/fixing/teaching something. My panties were soaked when I took them off. Dirty Greetings
  • I want you in the worst way… your taste, scent,  and feel of your skin next to mine.  I want it all tonight! Dirty Greetings
  • Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey,  U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along,  only u enjoy! Penis: Eh,  U think its fun? I always keep vomiting! Dirty Greetings
  • Sometimes I can see your nipples through your t-shirt, and I imagine flicking my tongue against them. Dirty Greetings
  • My friends are always getting annoyed that I talk about you too much. I can’t help it if you’re the most appealing man that has ever walked the face of the earth and I think about you constantly. Dirty Wishes
  • Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones. . . It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!! Dirty Wishes
  • I’ve been naughty with my workload/school today. Do you think I deserve to be punished? Dirty Wishes
  • You feel so incredible when you’re so deep inside me… I love it when you go deep and just grind…pure heaven! Dirty Wishes
  • Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with lovely details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise? Dirty Wishes
  • Just wanted to tell that my new red underwear feels really good and attractive on my skin. I wish I could show it to you if you were here now. Dirty Wishes
  • At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS. Dirty Wishes
  • I love the touch of your lips when we kiss, I love the rub of your hips when we rub, I love the warmth of your breathe on my neck when we hug. Dirty Wishes
  • There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course a donkey to pay her bills!! Dirty Wishes
  • Do you like the way I make love to you sweetheart? Tell me as many specifics as you can think of and I’ll “reward” your every detail! Dirty Wishes
  • Sex is good, sex is fine,  doggy style or 69,  just for fun or getting paid,  everyone likes getting laid! Dirty Wishes
  • You know it’s you I want. The only one I ever want.  I yearn for you.  I crave for you.  A hunger that is insatiable.  A passion that burns hotter than fire.  I finally found you. Dirty Wishes
  • Sex Guide Bak 2 bak, front 2 front,  on d table, lick dcunt,  stick it in,  do ur ting,  do it hard & make her sing,  tense ur body feel dcum,  den let it rip into her bum! Dirty Messages
  • Tell me how desperate you are for me and why? If your reply is satisfactory we will move on to the next step to turn your desperation into reality. Dirty Messages
  • Pregnant Sex is real evil, sex is a sin, moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in, it can’t last 4eva, I no it’s a shame, dat 1 night of passion leads to 9 months of pain! Dirty Messages
  • I love the way you role your tongue over my nip-ples slowly sliding down below my waist… it really makes me quiver inside. Take off your clothes.  Show me.  Show me your edges.  I want to see with my own eyes where you and where I begin.  I want to see where I fit, where you leave off being you and turn into me. Dirty Messages
  • Little Girl When i was a girl, i had a little quim, i sat upon my bed & put a finger in, now i m a woman & full of grace &charm, I can get 4 fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!! Dirty Messages
  • I swear I was just watching TV and then I thought about how appealing you looked at my sister’s wedding and I had to take a twenty minute break. If you know what I mean. Dirty Messages
  • Sex+drugs+rock+rave Sex+drugs+rock+rave, lets get drunk & misbehav, on weed+speed +little es, well get drunk & talk 2 trees, u only live once & den u die, so fuck em all & lets get high! Dirty Messages
  • I know you’re at work, but you need to go to the bathroom and masturbate and think of me. Dirty Messages
  • Being a student Being a student is so much fun, wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,  if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,  well both graduate in hot oral sex! Dirty Messages
  • I’ll pay you twice your salary if you come home and fuck me silly. Dirty Messages
  • Sex, Drugs + Birth control Sex,  Drugs,  Rock and Roll Speed,  weed and birth control, life’s a bitch,  then u die,  so fuck the world let’s get high. Dirty Messages
  • I stopped by the grocery store on my way home and picked up something you can eat off my body. Dirty Quotes
  • love is heat which is very sweet love is incomplete till 2 lips meet. Dirty Quotes
  • I’m dropping to my knees as soon as you walk in, so you better be prepared to brace yourself. Dirty Quotes
  • Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3 minutes hug will be expired on 1st JULY 2020. Dirty Quotes
  • I just figured out the perfect safe word. Guess we have to try it out now. Dirty Quotes
  • When you get here, you can put your duffel on the floor and your cock in my pussy. Dirty Quotes
  • If you get here in 20 minutes, I’ll do that thing you always ask about. Dirty Quotes
  • Sometimes I realize I’ve been stroking my phone like it’s your dick. Dirty Quotes
  • I’ve made a mess in my panties and you have to clean it up — with your tongue. Dirty Quotes
  • The last guy who fucked me was so bad that I had to think about you the whole time. Dirty Quotes
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